嘿, 艾瑞卡! 你的邻家"女朋友"好吗? Hey, Erika! How's your new boyfriend next door?
他不在隔壁, 他住我家后面 He's not next door, he's behind me.
我还没见过他呢 I ain't never even seen him.
那谁才是你的邻居啊? Who are your neighbors then?
歌篾·派尔和他兄弟古柏? Gomer Pyle and his brother Goober?
吃屎去吧! Eat shit
你说什么? What was that?
滚回来, 同志! Hey, come back here, faggot!
嘿, 我叫你滚过来! Hey, I said come back here!
谁? Who's there?
你是在问我? Are you asking me?
你监视我? Are you spying on me?
没有. 我在做泥堡. 你在干什么? No. I'm working on my mud fort. What are you doing?
种菜 ... Planting vegetables ...
还真得谢谢你搬到这来 Hey, thanks for moving in here
现在在学校里我被他们骂"同志" Now the kids at school call me "faggot"
只能在走廊徘徊 and walk on the other side of the hall
我得有地方住啊 ... I have to live somewhere ...
呃, 为什么你不先进去, 等我种好了菜再出来? Yeah, well why don't you go inside until I get done working on my garden.
为什么? Why?
这样我就不用担心抓不住飞机 So I don't have to worry about catching something
而被炸死! and dying!
我不会传染给你 It can't be transmitted through the air.
为安全起见, 我认为你还是进去的好 Just to be on the safe side, I think you should go inside.
但我在做我的泥堡 ... But I'm working on my mud fort ...
喂! 等下我过去打你屁股! Hey! What would you do if I come over there and whooped your ass?
要多久? How long would that take?
大概10秒 ... About ten seconds ...
那我就等你打完了, I would wait until you were finished,
我再继续做泥堡 and then I'd continue working on my mud fort.
你是说, 要我来打你? You mean you'd just let me beat you up?
我会试着阻止你 I'd try to stop you,
但也许我没能力. 因为我个子小 but I probably wouldn't be able to. I'm not very big.
如果是那样的话, 只要5秒就够了 ... Well, in that case it would only take five seconds ...
那么你就来打吧 So is that what you're gonna do?
等下 ... Maybe later ...
喂 ... Hello ...
还在吗? Are you still there?
妈的! Oh shit!
臭小子 You son of a bitch.
我警告过你, 如果我逮着你浑身脏兮兮的会怎么样 ... I warned you what would happen if you got all dirty again ...
我逮着你了! I Gottchya!
1, 2, 3, 赢咯! One, Two, Three, the winner!
有几个小朋友在外面玩棒球 There's some boys outside playing baseball.
如果你尽量和他们多相处 ... If you made the effort to get to know them...
他们也许会友好 ... maybe they're nice ...
今晚我要和几个朋友出去 Oh, I'm gonna go out with some girls from the office tonight,
你就自己用微波炉做饭吧 so cook yourself a dinner in the microwave.
对了, 你有没有想科罗拉多? You know, have you thought anymore about Colorado?
我不是同性恋! I'm not going to camp!
没错. 但如果你肯试试 You know, but if you just gave it chance,
你就会有好朋友 ... you'd meet some nice friends. ....
为什么我不能去见爸爸? Why can't I go see Dad?
呃, 我给他打个电话问问 Well, call him,
如果他说可以 If he says yes,
我就让送你上下一班飞机 ... I'll put you on the next plane ...
你知道吗, 你和他的女儿朋友辛迪 You know, you and his little friend, Cindy,
可以半价去看电影 could go to the movies and get in for half price!
她已经23岁了, 妈! She's twenty three, Mom!
天! 到喝酒的年龄了! Oh, amazing! Old enough to drink!
是啊, 但她不喝酒 ... Yeah, but she doesn't ...
喂! 我已经到第八关了! Man, I was on world eight!
把时间浪费在游戏上不好 You know it's not good to spend too much time with these games.
真是废话! 无聊 What a bullshit! It's borling
我没有钓鱼的工具, 所以我不碰鱼饵 I got nothing against going fishing but I'm not touching the worms.
- 我会保管好鱼饵. - 我会保管好鱼饵 - I'll take care of the worms. - I'll take care of the worms
- 我会的. - 到时再看 - I will. - Yeah, let's see about that.
晚安 Goodnight.
亲完了! Got ya first!
结果他们给了我两品脱的血. 对于一个孩子来说太多了 They ended up giving me two pints of blood. I guess that's a lot for a baby.
我奶奶说你快死了 My grandmother says you're going to hell,
她说你在大火中遭受着无穷无尽的痛苦 She says you'll suffer eternal torture from a billion flames,
比太阳还热的火 hotter than the center of the sun.
看来你奶奶是某方面的天才呢 Then she must be some kind of genius.
什么? What?
负责我的医生很聪明 Well, my doctor is really smart,
他说他不知道人死后会怎么样 And he says he has no idea what happens to people after they die
如果你的奶奶知道, 那她一定是个天才 If your grandmother knows, she must be a genius.
她在凯玛特上班 She's a clerk at K-Mart.
也许她仅仅是个后进生 Maybe she's just an under-achiever.
对, 她是个白痴 No, she's an idiot.
那么我可能就不用死了 So maybe I won't go to hell after all.
你确定你的病不会传染给我? Are you sure those germs of yours don't travel through the air?
嗯, 怎么了? Yeah, why?
你多大了? How old are you?
11岁 Eleven.
天, 你是个侏儒! Jesus, you're a midget!
如果你看了我符合我年龄的正常身高下限 Well, if you look at the lower limit of what's considered normal for my age
我只有4英寸长 I'm only four inches shorter.
哦 ... Oh ...
那么 ... So ...
你会玩海战棋吗? do you know how to play battleship?
第7行第9格 G-9 ...
攻击无效 Miss.
该死! Damn!
你确定吗? Are you sure?
确定 Yep.
第4行第7格 D-7 ...
攻击无效 Miss.
我得吃午饭去了 I have to eat my lunch now.
为什么你早不吃? Why don't you just eat whenever you're hungry?
因为我如果只有饿时才吃, 我就不在这了 Cause if I only ate when I was hungry, I wouldn't be here.
你想去皮特森吗? Do you wanna go to Peterson's?
- 什么? - 是个超市 - What's that? - It's a supermarket.
有吃的 ... Food ...
你带钱了吗? You got any money?
在屋里 In my bedroom.
它怎么办? What should we do with him?
烧死它? You wanna burn him?
这都哪来的啊? Where did you get it all?
平时的零花钱 ... Allowance ...
和罚金 And fines.
罚金? Fines?
这有点难结实 It's a little hard to explain.
太棒了! 既然我知道商店在哪里 This is great! Since I know where the store is
那么就我带路, 你当出纳 I'll be the navigator and you be treasurer
什么是出纳 What does the treasurer do?
带钱、付帐 ... Carries all the money and pays for things ...
难道要我帮你付帐? I'm supposed to pay for both of us?
我帮你带路, 你不会想赖帐吧? Well I'm navigating for both of us, you want to be fair, don't ya?
皮特森有多远? How far is Peterson's?
怎么了? Why?
如果我走久了就会累 If I walk too far I get kind of tired.
对我来说, 似乎水的深度才是答案 it'seems to me the depth of the water would be the key ...
很显然, 在海水中一条鲨鱼会赢 Obviously in the middle of the ocean a shark would win
而在陆地上, 狮子会赢 and on dry land the lion would win.
我们说的水有多深? So how much water are we talking about?
2.5英尺深 Two and a half feet.
鲨鱼有多大? And how big is the shark?
11英尺长 Eleven feet.
我还是认为狮子会赢 I still say that the lion would win.
错! Wrong!
你凭什么这么肯定? How can you be sure?
因为斯坦福大学研究过了 Cause they did research on it at Stanford University.
鲨鱼更胜一筹 The shark won easily.
他们就这么让这俩动物在一所大学相互厮杀 They just let two animals kill each other at a college?
白痴, 不是啦! 他们通过它们搏斗时长来判断 No, you idiot! They just had them fight long enough to see who was gonna win,
然后驯兽师把它们分开 and then the trainers pulled them apart.
怎么分 How?
你没听说过皮带? Haven't you ever heard of a leash?
从没听说过栓着皮带的鲨鱼 ... Never heard of a shark with a leash ...
那是, 你没听说的事情多着呢 Well, There's a lot of things you've never heard of.
这倒没错 ... Yeah, I guess that's true ...
坐好了! Hold on!
我妈妈说流到这里的每滴水 My mom says that every drop of water that lands in the water here
最终都会流入密西西比河 eventually ends up in the Mississippi.
说明会经过我爸爸那 That means it goes to my dad,
他还住在新奥尔良 He's still in New Orleans.
他做什么的? What does he do?
你听说过一个叫"齐柏林飞艇"的摇滚乐队吗? You ever heard of a rock group called Led Zeppelin?
没听说过 ... No ...
他们太有名了, Well, they're really famous,
你知道吉他手是谁吗? Do you know who the guitar player is?
你爸爸? Your dad?
不是. 是一个叫吉米·佩吉的家伙 No. A guy named Jimmy Page,
而我的爸爸, My dad,
卖了一份车保 sold him his car insurance
给他的旁帝克火鸟 ... for a Pontiac TransAm ...
知道买什么吗? Know what you're gonna get?
不知道. 我很久没吃糖果了 I don't know. It's been a long time since I had any candy.
我妈妈让我吃了太多蔬菜 My Mom has me eating lots of vegetables.
天! 来 God! Come here.
这样不好吧? We allowed to do this?
没事! 你应该知道你还要买什么吧? Of course! How else are you supposed to know what you're gonna get?
- 哇! - 不错吧? - Wow! - Not bad, huh?
拿钱来 Well, get out your money.
喂, 别挡着! 滚开! Hey, get out of the road! Go on, now!
混蛋! Asshole!
往右移三度 Three degrees to the right.
瞄准, 开火 Aim, fire.
你失手了! You missed!
喂! 你给那同志付了多少钱? Hey, how much did you pay for that faggot?
你俩走错地儿了 you guys took a wrong turn.
这不是同志区 This is a no homo zone.
我不是同志! I ain't a homo!
他也不是 And neither is he.
他是输血时才染上爱滋的 He got it from a blood transfusion.
那难闻的气味是怎么回事? Well, then what's that awful smell?
我们刚穿过草坪时, 不小心踩着了你妈妈 Well, you see we were walking across the grass and we accidentally stepped in your mother
你说什么? What'd you say?
一块石头不能打中我们全部! You can't hit us all with that!
我就认准了你扔! I'll only be aiming at you!
那就来吧 C'mon then.
嘿, 你的弟弟怎么样了? Hey, what about your little brother, huh?
什么他怎么样了? What about him?
他在学校, 掉到丛林里, When he fell off the jungle at school,
同学们得送他去医院时, They had to take him to the hospital,
他本可以抓住什么东西的 ... He could have caught something then ...
是, 但他没有. Yeah, but he didn't.
他本来可以的! But he could've!
大家都叫他"同志"、"玻璃"! Then everybody'd be calling him faggot and queer!
然后他会病了, 死掉! And he'd get sick and die!
然后他们会在他的碑上写"同性恋"! And they'd write homo on his headstone!
然后当你的目前去哀悼时 Then when your mother went to bring him flowers
她会看见上面写的是"小同志, 艾迪·浩纳"! she'd see little Eddie Horner Homo!
你知道最为糟糕的是什么吗? And you know what the worst part about it would be?
也许在他死之前, 是一群像你们这样 Probably before he died, a bunch of assholes like you
没病的混蛋, who ain't sick
认为揍他一顿很有意思 thought it might be fun to just beat the shit out of him!
得了, 艾伦, 算了吧! C'mon, Allen, let's beat it!
关于你的病, 对不起... Sorry your sick ...
谢谢! Thanks!
你干什么打他? What'd you do that for?
抓住他! Get him!
再见, 俩同性恋! So long, faggots!
你不认为我们该减速吗? Don't you think we should slow down!
- 怎么减? - 怎么都好! - How? - Any way would be fine!
- 喂! - 快走开! - Hey! - Get out of the way!
- 喂! 走开! - 滚开! - Hey! Move it! - Move your ass!
哦, 天! Oh, God!
走啊! Go!
喂, 听下! 听车 Hey, stop! Pull over.
开啊! Go!
据说他们真的认为我是同性恋 Say they really think I'm a faggot.
现在我突然冲他们叫喊 Now all of a sudden I'm yelling the same stuff at them.
他们是知道我不是个同性恋了 Well, they know I'm not a faggot
因为一个同性恋是不会骂同性恋的 because a faggot wouldn't yell faggot back.
现在我知道我该骂谁了 ... Now that's who I should yell faggot to ...
这样不好 ... Well, this wouldn't be the right thing ...
为什么不是?! Why the hell not?!
他们在学校里对我不错 Well, they were nice to me at the hospital,
他们和我玩游戏 ... They played games with me ...
你和同性恋玩游戏?! You played games with Homos?!
他们说点别的吧 ... Let's just talk about something else ...
说点关于你的 Sometimes I don't know about you!
你什么意思?! What's that supposed to mean?!
呃, 没什么 ... Well, nothing ...
呃, 你想玩游戏吗? Well, do you wanna play Nintendo?
不了 ... 我有点累 No ... I'm getting kinda tired.
我想打个盹儿. I think I should go take a nap.
我们明天得做泥堡了 we should work on the mud fort tomorrow,
你说呢? You want to?
好的 Okay.
别捡了 ... Leave it ...
为什么我不能在客厅吃饭 Why can't I eat in the living room?
我经常没空回来做饭, I don't get home for dinner that often and
而当我有空时, 我想和你一起吃 when I do, I want us to eat together.
这才是家, 不是吗? That's part of being a family, isn't it?
你听说昨天有几个妇女在皮特森超市看见一个小爱滋孩子吗? You know some women saw that little AIDS boy down at Peterson's yesterday
报纸上这么说? It's in the newspaper?
不 ... 是杨告诉我的 ... No ... Jan told me ...
我在后院见到过他, 但我不知道他离开了 You know, I've seen him in the backyard there,but I didn't know he left the house.
前几天我听见他在咳嗽 The other day I heard him coughing.
我说我听见他在咳嗽 I said I heard him coughing.
哦, 我想你不必担心什么 Oh, I don't think you have to worry about anything.
有个栅栏在那儿, 你不会被传染 ... You know with that fence there, you're not going to catch anything ...
如果他想过来玩怎么办? What if he wants to come over and play?
哦, 艾瑞卡, 赶紧想点借口来吧 Oh, Erik, think of some excuse.
你很擅长的 ... You're so good at that ...
如果我在街上碰到他怎么办? What if I bump into him out in the street?
有个常识, 你和他保持安全距离就是了 ... Well, it's common sense. You just keep a safe distance ...
怎么才算安全距离? What's a safe distance?
7英尺 Seven feet,
我猜她是从晚会上学来的 Guess that rules out sleepovers.
我妈妈要你来吃晚饭 My mom wants you to come to dinner.
呃 Well,
我妈妈很晚下班, 所以, 没事 my mom's working late, so, it's cool.
有些事我要提醒你 ... Well, then there's something I have to warn you about ...
是什么? What?
我妈妈喜欢叫我"甜心" She likes to call me Sweetie.
甜心?! Sweetie?!
你向我保证到时不笑 You gotta promise not to laugh.
甜心, 还要胡萝卜吗? You want some more carrots, Sweetie?
谢谢, 不了 No, thanks.
那吃点餐后甜点? Are we ready for dessert then?
- 我会再吃点 - 我敢肯定 - I'll try a little. - Yeah, I'll bet
你都没吃完你的肉卷. 小女孩! You didn't even finish you meatloaf. Love Muffins!
闭嘴好吗? Would you shut up?!
她会听见的 ... She'll hear you ...
她听不见的, 甜心! She's not gonna hear me, Sweetie!
- 嘘! 安静! - 别当心, 甜心! 她听不见的 ... - Shh! Be quiet! - Don't worry about it, Sweetie! She's not gonna hear...
来咯 Here we go.
德克斯特跟我说你有个女朋友 Dexter tells me you have a girlfriend.
是有一个, 但我甩了它 Yeah, I did, but I had to dump her.
伤死她了 ... Spin. Spin. Spin!
他爸爸有个女朋友, 叫辛迪 His father has a girlfriend named Cindy.
嗯, 他们一把新的公寓安顿好 Yeah, as soon as they get settled in their new apartment,
我就过去 I may be going down there.
你妈妈怎么想? How does your mom feel about this?
事实上, 我们并没有仔细谈过 ... Actually, we haven't really talked it out much ...
还没 ... yet ...
我想见见她 Well, I'd love to meet her.
她工作很 ... She works quite a bit ...
她一天工作20, 22个小时 Twenty, twenty-two hours a day.
她做什么的? What does she do?
呃, 搞房地产的 Uh, real estate.
晚上在便利店上班 And at night she works at the Mini-Mart.
在这个城市里 ... You know, the one downtown ...
25美分! Twenty-five cents!
- 对吗? - 天啊! - Gottchya? - Damn!
不管什么时候我逮着她绕头发发, 她就得付我25美分 Whenever I catch her twirling her hair, she has to pay me a quarter.
25美分, 没有了! Twenty-five cents, Miss!
呃, 你还吃吗? Uh, are you gonna finish that?
医生说吃这个没事 Well, the doctor says it's completely safe.
艾瑞卡, 但如果别的小孩来了 Erik, but when it comes to other people's children,
我们就决定...呃, 想都别想 we've decided, um, not to take any chances ...
当我没说 ... Forgot ...
我有个计划 I've got a plan.
只要医生一找到疗方 Just as soon as they find a cure,
我们就去吃美国31冰淇淋 we're heading out to Baskin Robbins
然后给医治他的怪物们 and order one of those monster sundaes,
买一个圣代冰淇淋 where everybody just digs right in ...
好计划 That's a good plan.
不好意思 Excuse me
怎么了? What is it?
她怕医生不能及时找到一个疗方 She's afraid that they might not find a cure in time.
盆栽! Bonzai!
天啊! Oh, my god!
他有恐高症 ... He's afraid of heights ...
嘿, 如果医生找不到疗方怎么办? Hey, what if they don't find a cure?
我相信他们最终会找到 I'm sure they will eventually.
但如果他们在往反方向走怎么办? But what if they're looking in the wrong place?
你什么意思? What'd ya mean?
你看过<巫易>这部电影吗? have you ever seen that movie, Medicine Man?
我们已经找到了治疗癌症的疗方 We've found the cure for cancer,
你能说的仅仅是"我知道了"? and all you can say is "I know"?
这是什么? What is it?
花瓣. Vermilion. The flower.
- 你要我吃花? - 嘘! - You want me to start eating flowers? - Shh!
不必担心 ... We're not going to worry about what ...
花、叶 ... 甚至松果 flowers and leaves ... maybe even pine cones.
不会吃死人的! It can't hurt to try!
我妈妈让我吃了很多蔬菜, 尤其是西兰菜 My mom has me eating lots of vegetables, especially broccoli.
我只吃过糖, 却从没生病 All I ever eat is candy and I never get sick.
对了! Hey, that's it!
有些人病了就只吃水果和蔬菜 Somebody gets sick and all they eat is fruits and vegetables,
他们不能吃什么?! What's the one thing they stop eating?!
看起来真傻 This is stupid.
大概15年前, 有个医生发现他的面包长了某种霉菌 About fifty years ago a doctor noticed some mold was growing on his bread.
他要把那面包给别人吃 ... He started feeding it to people ...
大家都说: "真傻" Everybody said: "This is stupid",
你知道后来那霉菌变成什么了? 阿司匹林! You know what it turned out to be? Aspirin!
还是37.8 ℃ It's still a hundred-point-two.
- 感觉怎么样? - 很好 - How are ya feeling? - Okay
我们试试把棒棒糖 Let's try "Butterfinger"
和泡泡糖一起吃 combined with "Bubbelicious".
我不明白为什么你也可以把这些东西混在一起 I'm not so sure I understand why you can try all of this stuff, too.
你难道不知道科学方法吗? Don't you know anything about scientific method?
知道一点 A little.
你得有一个控制组, 然后你就可以看见结果是不是一致的 you have to have a control group, so you can see if the results are uniform
你是控制组? Are you the control group?
是的 Yep.
你好 Hello, there
德克斯特在家吗? Is Dexter here?
在. 但在关禁闭 Yes, he is, but he's grounded.
为什么? Why?
因为他把钱全用来买糖了 Because he used up all his money buying candy.
要关多久? How long is he grounded for?
到明天 - 好吧 Until tomorrow. - Okay
有什么事? What's that?
我们约好去划船的 we were going to play submarine.
没办法了 ... grounded is grounded ...
你得等到明天了 ... You're going to have to wait until tomorrow ...
嗯 I understand.
等等行吗? Just a minute, okay?
德克斯特, 快滚过来! Dexter, get your ass down here!
为什么? Why?
因为我改变了对你的惩罚. 你陪艾瑞卡去玩 Cause I'm changing your punishment. You have to play with Erik.
- 谢谢妈妈! - 拿你的船浆 - Thanks Mom! - Grab yourself a paddle.
当心花! Watch the flowers!
感觉怎么样? How are you feeling?
糟透了 Terrible.
我看吃糖真是个愚蠢的主意 I suppose eating candy was a stupid idea ...
嘿, 你觉得这个怎么样? Hey, what'd ya think of this one?
我在当心些事 ... I'm wondering about something ...
虫子是从哪里跑进厕所的? Where do bugs go to the bathroom?
它没附在叶子上 it's not on leaves.
你确定? How can you be sure?
当然了 Of couse
因为虫子吃的是叶子. 虫子不至于笨到在自己的事物上排泄 Because bugs eat leaves. Not even bugs are stupid enough to shit on their own food.
你说呢? Well, what do you say?
喝吧 Go ahead
哇 ... 实在难喝! Oh ... Tastes like crap!
废话. 你不知道虫子是从哪里跑到厕所去的吗? No shit. Don't you know where bugs go to the bathroom?
加糖了还是难喝 Sweetened crap.
看起来怪怪的 It looks too weird.
别怕, 没事 You can't be afraid to try.
我不敢碰 I'm afraid to touch it.
感觉怎么样? How do ya feel?
还行 Okay.
她来了! She's here!
德克斯特? Dexter?
被你吓着了 You got me.
德克斯特? Dexter?
艾瑞卡还留下吃晚餐吗? Is your friend Erik staying for dinner again?
哇! Wah!
那肯定了, 白人! That means "yes", white woman!
好吧. 嘿, 阿里 Okay. Hey, Allie.
安静! 去拿些酸奶 Settle down! Go get some yogurt.
哇! Wakkah!
你俩今天看来很兴奋啊 You guys are like very wound up today.
德克斯特休息了吗? Did Dexter take his nap?
咕咕 Coo Coo.
对不起 Sorry.
晚安 Good night.
他会好起来的. 你明天再来吧 He should be fine. Why don't you come back tomorrow?
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
糟糕! 忘了笔记本 Shit! Notebook.
你去哪里了? Where've you been?
- 我以为你没 ... - 我问你呢! - I thought you weren't ... - I asked you a question!
高迪·强生约我和他一起去逛街 Gordie Johnson asked me if I wanted to go to the mall with him,
呃, 我认为你不会介意 And uh, I didn't think you'd mind.
就那个医生的儿子吗? Is, um, is that, that doctor's boy??
嗯 ... Yeah ...
很好. 你本该留个字条给我 Well. You really...you should have left a note for me.
也许高迪要和我们去看烟花的 maybe Gordon would like to go with us to see the fireworks.
也许吧 ... Maybe ...
我看看有没硬币 These are pennies?
一, 二 ... There's one, two ...
三 ... 这里一毛了吗? three ...that's a dime, isn't it? Oh, dear.
好了! There!
太谢谢你了! Oh, thank you very much.
哦, 天! Oh, my god!
神秘的菲什博恩医生在路易斯安娜州的河口 The mysterious Dr. Fishburn derives the extract from a plant,
从一种植物身上提取了某种物质 found deep in the Louisiana Bayou.
医生拒绝泄露地址. At a backwater location here that he refuses to reveal.
我就知道是一种植物 I knew it was a plant.
这上面写, 政府试图封杀他的调查 It'says that the government is trying to suppress his findings.
混蛋! The bastards!
政府为什么要这么做? Why would they do that?
因为政府很无能 Because they're embarrassed.
我的意思是, 看看政府每年所花的经费, I'm mean, think of all the money they spend each year,
再看看这个医生就脱了内衣, 在后院里 and this Dr. Fishburn guy goes out in his backyard in his underwear one morning
就提取到了治疗爱滋的疗方! and picks up the cure for AIDS!
嘿, 也许你妈妈可以去他那里! Hey, maybe your mom could drive us down there!
不远的! It's right here!
听着, 你别再浪费表情了, 因为这是根本不可能的 Look, I don't want you to waste anything, because something like this cannot happen ,
就算可能, 那么杰生医生早就知道了 and if it does, then Dr. Jensen is gonna know about it before the National
求你了 "Examiner"
我求你! Examiner!
为什么不给他打个电话? Why don't we call him?
不行! No!
等下次治疗时你再问他去! Why don't we wait until your next appointment and you can ask him then!
饭后再吃 This is for after lunch.
哦, 当我没看见啊!? Oh, like I didn't see that!?
你说你爸爸住在新奥尔良是吧? You said your dad lives in New Orleans, right?
对 Yeah.
也许他可以搞到那个秘密疗方 Well, maybe he can get some of that secret extract,
然后寄给我们 and mail it to us.
也许这里就有 Maybe it's already here.
还是那个? That one again?
对 Yep.
我就是不喜欢它 I just don't like it.
看仔细了! Look at that thing!
如果这都不像是河口的植物, If that don't look like a plant from the bayou,
那我就没话说了! then I don't know bayous!
哦...还是难喝! Oh...this is the worst yet!
我奶奶说, 良药苦口 Well, grandma says that the worst it tastes the better it works.
你在凯玛特上班的奶奶? Your K-Mart clerk grandma?
喝! Drink!
我要和艾瑞卡谈谈 I need to talk to Erik,
他今天摘了几片...几片叶子 There's some kind of...kind of leaf that he took in today.
艾瑞卡和叶子有什么关系? Erik has something to do with this?
艾瑞卡把... Erik has...
艾瑞卡... Erik, Erik ...
你今天给了德克斯特什么? I need to know what you gave Dexter today.
你把什么叶子给他了? I need to know what kind of leaf you gave him,
那叶子有毒, 他跟我说你都记在一个本子上了 it's poisonous and he told me that you have it written down in a notebook.
记在这里! 依河而下 Here's the one! It says down by the river.
- 依河而下. 在哪里? - 就在桥那! - Down by the river. Where...this one? - Right where the bridge crosses!
进去吧 Back inside.
你在想什么? What were you thinking?
什么?! What?!
告诉我! Tell me!
这不是麻疹, 不是水痘, 是爱滋! Not measles, Not chicken pox, AIDS!
你要干什么, 啊? What were you trying to do, huh?
你要做什么?! What are you trying to do?!
把咱俩都杀了? 啊?! Fucking kill us both? Huh?!
这里会有大乱了! There's gonna be some big changes around here!
大乱! Big changes!
我完全不管你怎么想 I don't really care what you think,
我不想他过来 I don't want him over here,
我不希望我儿子过去! I don't want my son over there!
我不在乎他们是朋友, I don't care that they're friends,
我不要他们俩交往 I don't want them associating with each other,
就这样! period!
他没事. 谢天谢地 He's gonna be fine. Thank god.
但他的母亲正式警告了, But his mother is officially on notice,
如果她让儿子过来, if she allows him to see you,
我就把她送到监狱去 I'm gonna have her ass thrown in jail.
而你, For you,
下星期一早上把你扔到夏令营去 come Monday morning your ass is going to summer camp.
- 你好 - 嘿, 爸爸 - Hi, there! - Hey, dad?
对不起, 我不在家. 我和辛迪在查理斯顿湖, 星期二回来马上回电 Sorry, we missed you. Cindy and I are in Lake Charleston until Tuesday. Call you as soon as we get back.
我们去那边住, When we get down there,
我们睡哪里? 吃什么? Where are we gonna sleep? What are we going to eat?
不用担心这些, We don't gotta worry about that,
我已经跟我爸爸说过了, 他允许我们待他那里 I already talked to my dad and he said we could stay with him.
我甚至有可能让他带我们去钓鱼 I might even be able to talk him into taking us fishing.
不行 ... I can't ...
你没得选择 You have to, Dex.
明天一早我就离开这儿! Tomorrow morning I'm outta here!
我在想, 她会很担心 I just think she'll be really, really worried.
她本来就担心, 因为你有病! She's already worried, because your sick!
你和我都知道唯一能让她开心的 And you and I both know that the only thing that is going to make her happy
就是我们去新奥尔良拿到疗方 is when we go to New Orleans and Dr. Fishburn has the cure.
"亲爱的妈妈, 我和艾瑞卡走了, "Dear Mom, I've gone with Erik,
但我带着药, 所以, 不用担心. But I've brought along my medicine. So, there's no reason to worry.
我们仔细而明知地考虑过了. We plan to be careful and sensible.
不管你怎么忙, 记得把<星战>录制下来, Whatever you do, make sure you remember to tape Starwars,
早晨8点, 第5频道 eight p.m. channel five.
我非常爱你, 德克斯特,敬上. I love you very much, Sincerely, Dexter."
它是世界上最大的鱼, 体重超过了2千磅 He's the biggest fish in the world, He weighs over 2,000 pounds.
这就是为什么人们称它为鱼将军 That's why they call him the Sturgeon General.
如果它把我们弄翻怎么办？ What if he decides to tip us over?
不会的 He wouldn't do that.
一次, 有个小孩 One time this kid,
他吃完饭就去游泳, he went swimming after eating,
突然胃痉挛, 然后开始下沉, and he got a stomach cramp and he started to drown,
但鱼将军咬住了他的衬衫 but the Sturgeon General grabbed by the shirt
然后把他放到岸边! and put him on the shore!
你看我们的速度是多少? How fast do you think we're going?
大概1小时划3英里 About three miles an hour.
新奥尔良还有多远? How far is it to New Orleans?
大概还有1千2百英里 About twelve hundred miles.
我们去那里还要多久? How long will it take us to get there?
喂, 你去哪里? Hey, where ya headed?
雅典! (位于美国乔治亚州) Athens!
明尼阿波利斯市 (位于美国明尼苏达州) Minneapolis.
孟菲斯市 (位于美国田纳西州) Memphis.
澳大利亚中部 Centralia.
皮奥里亚 (位于美国伊利诺斯州) Peoria.
你有多少钱? How much you got?
什么? What?
要乘坐的话你得付油费. Want a ride you gotta pay for the gas. You know.
你去哪里? Where ya heading?
新奥尔良 New Orleans.
我可以付你20美圆. I could give you twenty dollars.
20块? Twenty bucks?
天啊, 你想用20块去新奥尔良? Man, you wanna go to New Orleans for twenty bucks?
我觉得你不止这点钱 I don't know, I think you're gonna have to do better than that.
40块! 我全部家当 Forty! That's all I got.
喂, 波尼, 你准备好了吗? Hey, Pony, you ready to float?
还好. 锁定目标,填弹完毕! Good thing, Jimmy. You locked and loaded?
很好 All right.
162块 A hundred and sixty two dollars.
不信就来翻我口袋 Check my pockets.